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The road sign read, "Falling Rocks."

It totally does not.

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1. Did you hear about lady charged for shooting her husband in the leg right below his crotch because he cheated?

She could only be charged with missed a weiner!

2. What has 9 arms, and sucks?

Def Leppard

3. A farmer walks into his house…

And he discovers a cow sitting on his sofa. The cow says to the farmer, “Actually, this is a couch.”

4. I bought 2 boxes of Tic Tacs from this guy on the street once.

He told me they were all in mint condition.

5. Will these portabellas fit in the fridge?

I don't know if there's *mushroom* left.

6. What did Hannibal Lecter say to Lorena Bobbit?

"Are you gonna eat that?"

7. What did the hamburger family name their daughter?

Patty!

8. What do you call a broken printer?

Bob Marley cause it keeps on Jammin'

9. Three statisticians go hunting. Deep in the forest, they see a deer. The first one aims their rifle and takes a shot, but it goes wide to the right. The second one takes a shot, but it goes wide to the left.

The third one says, “We got it!”

10. I hate to bring up politics, but Trump accepting that jet as a gift

is just plane wrong.

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